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The Crown Jewels:Royal Condoms that don’t work

By February 1, 2011April 1st, 2020Sex in the News

We are loving the fact that souvenir royal wedding condoms have hit the London streets…..but there is a huge downside. They don’t work.

The “royal purple” 3 condom pack  has a picture of Prince William and Kate Middleton on the front.

We do like how the official website tries to sexy up the royal family and condoms

“Combining the strength of a Prince with the yielding sensitivity of a Princess-to-be, Crown Jewels condoms promise a royal union of pleasure. Truly a King amongst Condoms.”

Inside the box there is a saucy guide to use the ‘Heritage Edition’ condoms boosting  “England boasts some of the finest lovemaking in the world, with a tradition going back generations”. I’m not a Royalist but they will win me over with that sort  sort of flattery.

However the website also states ” Crown Jewels Royal Wedding Souvenir Condoms are a novelty condom not suitable for contraception or protection against STDs.”

Why ? And why are they allowed to sell them if that is the case ?

We might be seeing quite a few royal babies next year..