We are loving the fact that souvenir royal wedding condoms have hit the London streets…..but there is a huge downside. They don’t work.
We do like how the official website tries to sexy up the royal family and condoms
“Combining the strength of a Prince with the yielding sensitivity of a Princess-to-be, Crown Jewels condoms promise a royal union of pleasure. Truly a King amongst Condoms.”
Inside the box there is a saucy guide to use the ‘Heritage Edition’ condoms boosting “England boasts some of the finest lovemaking in the world, with a tradition going back generations”. I’m not a Royalist but they will win me over with that sort sort of flattery.
However the website also states ” Crown Jewels Royal Wedding Souvenir Condoms are a novelty condom not suitable for contraception or protection against STDs.”
Why ? And why are they allowed to sell them if that is the case ?
We might be seeing quite a few royal babies next year..