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The Crown Jewels:Royal Condoms that don’t work

By 2011-02-01April 1st, 2020Sex in the News

We are loving the fact that souvenir royal wedding condoms have hit the London streets…..but there is a huge downside. They don’t work.

The “royal purple” 3 condom pack  has a picture of Prince William and Kate Middleton on the front.

We do like how the official website tries to sexy up the royal family and condoms

“Combining the strength of a Prince with the yielding sensitivity of a Princess-to-be, Crown Jewels condoms promise a royal union of pleasure. Truly a King amongst Condoms.”

Inside the box there is a saucy guide to use the ‘Heritage Edition’ condoms boosting  “England boasts some of the finest lovemaking in the world, with a tradition going back generations”. I’m not a Royalist but they will win me over with that sort  sort of flattery.

However the website also states ” Crown Jewels Royal Wedding Souvenir Condoms are a novelty condom not suitable for contraception or protection against STDs.”

Why ? And why are they allowed to sell them if that is the case ?

We might be seeing quite a few royal babies next year..